Family Guy (TV Series)
Peterotica (2006)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Carter Pewterschmidt, Kool-Aid Guy, Ted Turner, Jude Law, Mall Clerk, Unknown Voice
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Quotes
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Carter Pewterschmidt : You look familar.
Gardener : I was your gardener for twelve years.
Carter Pewterschmidt : Oh. You look different without my lawn under you.
Gardener : I don't take the lawn with me when I go.
Carter Pewterschmidt : Well, I was right to trust you with it then.
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Peter Griffin : [to Carter] I promise, you'll love it here, even more than Julia Roberts loves herself.
[cut to Julia Roberts, standing in front of a display of candles]
Julia Roberts : Hi, I'm Julia Roberts. You know, a lot of people died in the tsunami, but don't worry, I didn't. And I'll be here to entertain you and love my life for many, many years to come. Me! ME! MEEEEEEE!
[hugs herself and laughs uncontrollably]
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Carter Pewterschmidt : What do you want, homo?
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Book Customer : Hi. Would you be offended if I told you your prose suggests the male working class version of Emily Bronte?
Peter Griffin : No. Would you be offended if I said I'd like to use your ass as a bongo drum?
Book Customer : Yes.
Peter Griffin : Well, then we are on two different wavelengths.
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Kool-Aid Guy : [car crashes into his house] Wow. You know, from the other side, that's kind of annoying.
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Carter Pewterschmidt : When you're rich, you don't own your possessions. Your possessions own you.