Wilfrid Brambell: Albert Steptoe

Quotes 

• [after an argument, Harold and Albert have built a partition down the middle of the flat: one side is for Harold and the other side is for Albert. The partition divides the television, with half the screen on each side. Harold is trying to convince Albert to change the TV channel] 

  Harold Steptoe : We had an agreement, we shook hands. I've got the law of contract on my side.

  Albert Edward Ladysmith Steptoe : [grinning]  I have the knobs on my side.