The Proud Family (TV Series)

Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thingy, Baby (2002)

Paula Jai Parker: Trudy Proud

Quotes 

• Oscar Proud : [sees talking Baby on kitchen table eating cake]  you, what are you doing here?

  Talking Baby : Even you can't be that stupid Proud, what's it look like I'm doing, oh by the way got milk?

  [holds up empty glass and loudly belches] 

  Talking Baby : .

  Oscar Proud : No but I got a door and I'm throwing you out

  [picks up talking baby] 

  Oscar Proud : .

  Talking Baby : Unhand me you simple simian.

  Trudy Proud : Oscar what are you doing with that baby?

  Oscar Proud : I'm putting this smart talking diaper rash Bandit behind out go ahead mouth off to her like you do me.

  Talking Baby : [babytalk]  Goo goo gaga.

  Suga Mama : [sarcastically]  oh yeah he's a real Chatterbox you know he should have his own talk show.

  Oscar Proud : No I'm serious he can talk.

  Trudy Proud : Oscar the only talking I want to hear is you on the phone finding Thingy, now!

  Suga Mama : Hey Trudy I want my $5 back.

  Talking Baby : What's wrong proud? Made a promise you can't keep you know what they say about the best made plans of mice and morons.

  Oscar Proud : [finally fed up]  Well I know one plan that's going to work, me throwing your red nose outta my house.

  Talking Baby : [in a dull emotionless threatening manner]  I'm warning you put me down before I'm forced to hurt you.

  Oscar Proud : Hurt me ha, What are you going to do

  [mocking baby accent] 

  Oscar Proud : hit me with your little baby fist?

  [Gets punched by a big hairy fist knocked to the ground puts his fists in the air] 

  Oscar Proud : all right pipsqueak put up your dukes it's me and you come on mono e mouthold.

  Talking Baby : [speaking baby language to other babies]  goo goo gah gah goo goo gah gah.

  Oscar Proud : That baby talk won't help you now come on come on you got to be kidding me you got to be kidding me you got to be joking you got to be jokin it's on

  [suddenly freezes eyes enlarged surprisingly as all the babies advance menacingly on him repeating Thingy] 

  Oscar Proud : .

  Talking Baby : Looks like your outnumbered proud and outwitted

  [laughs manically] 

  Talking Baby : .

  Oscar Proud : [shouts]  Trudy!

• Trudy Proud : Oscar we have to start making plans for Bebe and Cece's first birthday celebration.

  Oscar Proud : Yeah I got it we should start off with dinner at the steak and pork and follow that up with a basketball

  Trudy Proud : Oscar that's not for the twins, that's for you

  Suga Mama : Well how 'bout the wrestling, you know the twins love wrestling.

  Trudy Proud : No Suga Mama, you love wrestling.

  Penny Proud : How about a concert, we can get Little Zane.

  Trudy Proud : Now that's insane.

  Oscar Proud : So what do you want to do, Trudy?

  Trudy Proud : Well... I was thinking we could have a little party.

  Bebe Proud : [Bebe and CeCe excitingly]  Party! Party!