The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Volley Dad (2006)

Robert Torti: Kurt

Quotes 

• Kurt : Cody, relax. I know your mom. Trust me. There is no chemistry between her and Harvey.

  [opens the door and sees Carey and Harvey kissing; Cody gives him a look] 

  Kurt : Oh, like you're always right.

• Kurt : Look, Cody, I know you're having a tough time with this, all right, but stealing the ring isn't going stop Mom from marrying Harvey if she wants to.

  Cody Martin : I'm telling you Harvey is not the right guy for Mom.

  Kurt : Why?

  Cody Martin : Because he's... Well, you know, he's... You know...

  Kurt : You got a point there.

• Cody Martin : Dad, focus. This guy is all wrong for Mom. He's a lawyer named Harvey.

  Kurt : A lawyer? Wow, I always thought Mom would end up with the artistic type, you know, funny, free-spirited, incredibly handsome. Heh, heh. Like me.

  Zack Martin : Oh, yeah, 'cause that worked out so well the first time.