Chode: Look lady, we don't want any troube. I better warn you people, I got a purple belt.
Katherine 'Kitty' Malak: In what?
[extends her fingernails like claws]
Chode: In my drawer at home... It goes with my purple shirt and my purple pants.
Chode: [regarding a murder] So you see, ladies, this murder may remain one of life's most baffling mysteries, kind of like how Jean-Claude Van Dumb ever had an acting career!
T'nuk: Hey, I screwed a robot to death and *I'm* still on the job!