- Ty Warner: Oh Trish, I dropped my pencil again, why don't you bend over and pick it up for me?
- Trish: Sure, just as soon as I call my attorney!
- [picks up phone receiver]
- Ty Warner: I was kidding! Just kidding.
- [Trish hangs up]
- Ty Warner: You are so tense, why don't you let me rub your neck.
- [Trish lifts receiver again]
- Ty Warner: Just kidding!
- Robbie Sinclair: This is great, I don't understand why dinosaurs don't come down here in herds.
- Spike: Well as I recall, I practically had to drag *you* in by your tail.
- Robbie Sinclair: That's what I was about to tel you, Warner gave all the songs to Perry Llewellyn, he ripped us off.
- Sonny: You mean he ripped *us* off. Oh Pop, you were right, you can't get a fair shake from the Lizard. I'm never leaving the swamp again.
- Howlin' Jay: Hush up, I want to hear this.
- TV Announcer: Order your copy of Swamp Music today, due to excessive demand, estimated delivery is 6-8 weeks.
- Howlin' Jay: That guy's making a fortune with our music.
- Sonny: Yeah, we got shafted!
- Howlin' Jay: I know that, but you're missing the big picture. If he can get famous doing *that* to our music, just think what we could do by giving folks the real thing.
- Sonny: But you *can't* trust the Lizard, Pop.
- Howlin' Jay: Oh hush up about the Lizard. I spent my life moaning about what the Lizard done to me, and now I'm starting to hear the same things coming out of your mouth, and I don't like it.
- Sonny: But how're we gonna release our music? The Lizard will never give us a break.
- Howlin' Jay: Then we make our own breaks. There's no reason we can't cut our own records, and release them ourselves, a mammal owned record company!
- Spike: If you want to hear great music, you gotta come down to the swamp.
- Robbie Sinclair: The swamp? That's on the other side of the tracks, isn't it?
- Spike: Yeah, real dangerous. Your dad would never let you go.
- Robbie Sinclair: No problem, we'll just sneak out.
- Baby Sinclair: I'm telling!
- Spike: Difficult to do without a tongue.
- Earl Sinclair: [enters kitchen] Telling what?
- Baby Sinclair: They're going to the swamp!
- [points to Spike]
- Baby Sinclair: And he's gonna rip my tongue out!
- Earl Sinclair: Yeah?
- [to Spike]
- Earl Sinclair: Well I'm with you on the tongue thing.
- Baby Sinclair: Hey!
- Robbie Sinclair: [Ty Warner won't hear the swamp tape] You're making a mistake!
- Ty Warner: Oh yeah, I'm making a mistake!
- [jerks Robbie to see his gold records]
- Ty Warner: I got a wall full of mistakes! Mistakes that bought me THREE houses.
- Spike: [Robbie wants to take the swamp mammals to a record company] Bad idea, Scooter.
- Robbie Sinclair: Why?
- Spike: It's swamp music. You take it out of the swamp, it's no longer swamp music.
- Robbie Sinclair: But their lives are so horrible! At least if they made a record they could make some money.