- Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson: Our dead... paparazzo may have taken some compromising photos.
- Asst. Police Chief Will Pope: Why do we think this?
- Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson: Because there was no camera.
- Captain Taylor: Who's your witness?
- Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson: Elvis Presley. He's also a suspect.
- Captain Taylor: Let's just tell the press, "No Comment".