- Ronnie Barker: [in their characters as two old men sitting out in the garden, talking] Mother's milk's much better than cow's milk.
- Ronnie Corbett: How d'you reckon that, then?
- Ronnie Barker: Well, it's always fresh, and the cat can't get at it. And it comes in handy little containers.
- Ronnie Corbett: Yeah...
- Ronnie Barker: And you don't have to leave 'em out for the milkman.
- Ronnie Corbett: Woman next door does.