- Shirley Renfrew Partridge: Hi Reuben. Somebody stole Keith's hair.
- Laurie Partridge: You don't have any questions?
- Reuben Kincaid: I have a number of questions, I'm deciding which one to ask first.
- Keith: Has anybody got any ideas about what they're going to do for Mom's birthday?
- Laurie Partridge: I thought about offering to do all the cooking for a month. How about you?
- Keith: I'll buy the family a stomach pump.