The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Kept Man (2006)
Brenda Song: London Tipton
Quotes
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Esteban : Oh, I know all about being a parent. I remember when Dudley took his first steps.
London Tipton : Dudley's your pet chicken.
Esteban : And I remember his first words, too.
[clucks like a chicken]
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Sister Dominick : This weekend, each of you will be taking care of one of these.
Mary Margaret : We have to take care of a doll?
Sister Dominick : Oh, not a doll. This is a high-tech baby simulator. It must be fed, changed and nurtured just like the real baby. And if you don't, it will cry and I will know.
London Tipton : You mean... ?
[looks upwards and points in the air]
Sister Dominick : No, dear. There's a recorder inside.
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Corrie : London, I named my son after you.
Mary Margaret : For the last time, his name is Lebron.
Corrie : And London, you're the godmother!
London Tipton : Ooh!
[starts clapping]
Maddie : Godmother? Please, she can't even take care of her own child. She left it with a nanny.
Corrie : Oh, is she good? Can I have her number?
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Maddie : [to London] You left our baby with a nanny?
London Tipton : What? I had 22 nannies and I turned out just fine.
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London Tipton : Esteban, you're fired.
Esteban : As the nanny or as the bellboy?
London Tipton : As the nanny.
Mr. Moseby : But the day is still young.