The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Kept Man (2006)

Ashley Tisdale: Maddie Fitzpatrick

Quotes 

• Maddie : Esteban is our nanny? The man's best friend is poultry!

• Cody Martin : [after finishing reading his speech]  Like it?

  Maddie : [wakes up from a nap]  Huh?

  Cody Martin : Guess not.

  Maddie : Sorry, Cody, it's just that I'm exhausted. I was up all night taking care of the baby.

  Cody Martin : What baby? I didn't even know you got married!

  Maddie : Please, Cody. I'm only sixteen. And I've never even kissed a boy.

  Cody Martin : Oh, please. Save it for the nuns.

• Mr. Moseby : [to Maddie and London]  Ladies, why do you have a crying a baby in my lobby?

  Maddie : It's not a baby. It's our homework assignment.

  Mr. Moseby : Is there any way you can get your homework assignment to shut up?

• Corrie : London, I named my son after you.

  Mary Margaret : For the last time, his name is Lebron.

  Corrie : And London, you're the godmother!

  London Tipton : Ooh!

  [starts clapping] 

  Maddie : Godmother? Please, she can't even take care of her own child. She left it with a nanny.

  Corrie : Oh, is she good? Can I have her number?

• Maddie : [to London]  You left our baby with a nanny?

  London Tipton : What? I had 22 nannies and I turned out just fine.