It's a new day and Zoe is holding a wake for her deceased brother. Surprisingly, it went pretty well and undramatic, despite that some of the village gossipers were amongst the attendants. Zoe and the guests even reminisce over some funny memories. We find out that Siobhan went through with the abortion yesterday after all, despite what she told Paul, and she now plans to fake a miscarriage. Eddie and Lisa agrees to not get heavily involved with each other and instead just be friends and occasional hump buddies so to speak but as we avid TV-watchers know... it almost always ends in misery. Also, Dawn (plus Terry and Bob) suffers yet another false alarm. Daz is troublesome up at the farm: he paints his new clothes to make them look "less cheap" and he also sprays the text "DAZ IS GOD" on a wall inside the house! Andy is of course not very pleased at the moment.
—Anonymous