My Hero (TV Series)

Cassie Come Home (2005)

Ardal O'Hanlon: George Sunday

Quotes 

• George : Everyone on Earth is completely safe for at least the next two months.

  Janet : That's ridiculous!

  Cassie : It's true, Mummy. I've looked into the future, and I can only see one humanitarian catastrophe.

  George : What?

  Cassie : The new Westlife single.

  George : Even I can't prevent that.

• Janet : What about those nuclear weapons that were stolen last week?

  George : I've recovered them, and I've put them in a secret place where nobody will ever find them.

  Janet : Where?

  George : I can't say. But don't touch anything in the bathroom.