- George: How many citizen's arrests have I made this month?
- Janet: Uh, four hundred and nine.
- George: And how many people did they actually charge?
- Janet: One. You, for wasting police time.
- George: And was I wasting police time?
- Janet: Yes! You can't arrest someone for eating crisps in a library.
- George: He was disturbing the peace, Janet. You know, I believe in zero tolerance.
- Janet: You even arrested my mother for double parking.
- George: I also believe in having fun.
- [last lines]
- Janet: We need to keep a bit of a low profile.
- George: Why?
- Janet: You know the Wolf's other art thefts? Well, apparently he'd been keeping the *originals* in his hideout.
- George: You mean...
- Piers: Right. Well, let's start the auction. Ahem. Who'll give me a tenner for these lovely sunflowers?
- Janet: [raising her hand] Um.