- Melanie Dickson: PC Carter. Your trousers, your pants.
- PC Carter: I'm sorry?
- Melanie Dickson: Aren't you supposed to take down everything I say?
- Carol Jackson: The clever one.
- Natella: Here.
- Carol Jackson: The pretty one.
- Latrina: Here, miss.
- Carol Jackson: And finally, the little one with the big head.
- The Little One with the Big Head: Yo.
- Carol Jackson: All right. First, I would really like the register back as soon as possible...
- Carol Jackson: [Carol brings a large iguana into the classroom]
- Carol Jackson: We have a new class pet. He's perfectly harmless, unless you get too close, in which case he'll hamstring you and swallow you whole like a deer.
- PC Carter: Maybe I am just a pretty face.
- Latrina: Like me! I am just a pretty face! Why don't we show them what two pretty faces can do?
- PC Carter: You mean like catalogue modelling?
- [feeding mice to Puffy the dragon]
- Keisha Marie: We big successful at looking after animals.
- Natella: Except mice.
- Natella: No, we don't look after mice too good.
- Mr. Bibby: We are looking for the class pet.
- Iqbal: We is need you to give him back now.
- Mr. Bibby: We discovered it is a rare and endangered species...
- Iqbal: ...And we need it back so we can kill it.
- Mr. Bibby: By 'kill it', the headmaster means, 'look after it better'.
- Iqbal: And save my own skin.
- Mr. Bibby: And by 'save his own skin', the headmaster means, 'help the conservation effort'.
- Iqbal: We just want to make sure is safe.
- Mr. Bibby: By 'make sure is safe', the headmaster means, 'kill it'.