- Roger Klotz: Hey, Funnie, where are you?
- Doug: Hi, Roger.
- Roger Klotz: Whatcha doin'? Trying on your costume for the big dance tonight? What are you, a pile of manure?
- Doug: I'm a slug.
- Roger Klotz: So you're going through with it?
- Doug: What do you mean?
- Roger Klotz: Well aren't you paired up with Patti Mayonnaise are you?
- Doug: Yeah, I guess I'm the luckiest guy...
- Roger Klotz: Lucky? Do you realize she 's the best dancer in the whole school.
- Doug: Yeah, so?
- Roger Klotz: So? Think about, einstein: How may dance contests you wo lately?
- Doug: uh... none.
- Roger Klotz: How many dances you ever been to?
- Doug: uh... none.
- Roger Klotz: Have you ever danced in your life?
- Roger Klotz: No.
- Roger Klotz: Face it, Funnie - you can't dance. Everyone's going to be laughing at you. I can hear it now.
- Roger Klotz: Tell you what i'm going to do: I'll dance with miss Mayonnaise for you. All you gotta do is to just go back home and forgot about it.
- Doug: Go home, and miss the dance?
- Roger Klotz: Sure... you don't want patti to know you're a klutz do yeah?
- Doug: Huh?
- Roger Klotz: I'll just tell you couldn't make it. I'll tell her you had to make like a tree and leaf. Get it?
- Doug: Very funny, Roger.
- Roger Klotz: Oh, brother. What a klutz! See you later, Funnie.
- Roger Klotz: Hey, Funnie, what are you doing here? I'm dancing with Patti.
- Doug: Thanks just the same, Roger. But I'll try to dance for myself. You'll have to sit this one out.