- Greg Proops: [film dubbbing] Darling, it's Tuesday night, it's hot dog night. Cover me in mustard, like you usually do.
- Greg Proops: [Motorway Hoedown] When I came to England/I met me a man/He was shining bald, his name was/Clive Ander-san/There was some confusion/I said "Where is the freeway", he said/"No you silly twat it's called a mo-tor-way!