- Clive Anderson: [During Tag] Oh, you bring out the worst in people, could you just be on your knees there.
- Sandi Toksvig: What do you mean I bring out the worst in people?
- Clive Anderson: Or have you been on your knees all evening?
- [laughs at his joke about Sandi's height, audience starts booing]
- Sandi Toksvig: [goes right up to his desk] I'm sorry, I didn't hear that, *BALDY*!
- [audience cheers, hoots and whisltes]
- Clive Anderson: Well there it is, it's probably because she's really is too close to ground. Now can we have, eh...
- Paul Merton: Are you bald, or is your neck blowing bubble gum?
- [another burst of applause from the audience, Mike McShane steps up to shake Paul's hand]
- Clive Anderson: I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair...
- Clive Anderson: [Film Dub - door to door salesman] Mike, if you could be the man, Sandi you be the woman, and Paul, if you could be the dog!
- [Paul looks at Clive with a confused look on his face]