Home Improvement (TV Series)

Maybe, Baby (1993)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• Jill : We never said we weren't going to have another baby.

  Tim : I've said it, I've talked about it. I know I've talked about it. I mentioned it on Tool Time.

  Jill : Oh great, so eleven people know about it?

  Tim : Do you remember babies at all? Dirty diapers, colic, 2:00 am feedings, 3:00 am feedings. I don't have the energy for that any more.

  Jill : You don't have the energy to say, "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?

• Tim : Heidi, my fire-starting device please.

  Heidi : Here you go, Tim.

  Tim : Very high-tech, it's a *stick*!

• Tim : [Tim catches Randy and Brad up late watching a horror movie]  Wow, he's coming after those teens with a McCulloch 10-10S chainsaw; a damn fine choice. Nice job, ghoul!