- Al: [in a soundproof booth that isn't really soundproof] Tim, can you hear me?
- [Tim shakes his head]
- Al: You can't hear me? In that case, I should be the host of this show. And another thing, that's a stupid haircut you have! And another thing,
- [sings]
- Al: I am the very model of a modern major general / I've information vegetable, animal and mineral / I know the kings of England and I quote the facts historical / From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.
- Tim: Al.
- Al: Yes?
- Tim: Can you hear me?
- Al: I can hear YOU.
- Tim: Think about that.
- [salutes Al]
- Tim: Major General Borland.
- Wilson: What I'm trying to say is that most people think the best way to get rid of a wart is to cut it off, but in actuality that isn't the best solution. See, the wart will reappear because the virus is still below the surface of the skin.
- Tim: So just putting my two warts in separate rooms isn't going to cure this problem, eh?
- Wilson: No, Tim. The only way to get rid of a wart is to go below the surface of the oily skin and dig out the root.
- Tim: I see. Thanks. And Wilson, this is - bar none - the most disgusting conversation we've ever had.
- Brad: [On the phone] I just gave her a taste of my Jello, it's not like we both chewed on the same piece of gum.