- Lionel: [trying to get him to write a second book, Jean walks Lionel through the first time they met] I saw you, and I stopped breathing. I really did.
- Jean: Did you?
- Lionel: I started again, obviously, or I would have died, but for that moment there was nobody in that park; nothing else in the park, just you.
- [first lines]
- Jean: So, what do you think?
- Lionel: It's very nice.
- Jean: No, I mean what do you think of the logo?
- Lionel: Very nice.
- Jean: I want an honest opinion.
- Lionel: Well, it's a bit like Superman 2, isn't it?
- Jean: Well, I thought that up; you see the two is because it's the second branch.
- Lionel: Yes, I'd worked that out.
- Jean: You don't like it, do you?
- Lionel: Well, to tell you the truth, it's a bit pretentious for my taste.
- Jean: You think I'm pretentious!
- Lionel: I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about *that*.
- Jean: Well, as I thought it up, the implication's obvious.
- Lionel: Iron drawers.
- Jean: What!
- Lionel: Sandy said that's what the girls in the office used to call you. I can see why when you're in a mood like this.