- Don Karnage: It is I, the spectaculous Don Karnage! My bloodthirsty horde is on an intercept course with you. We will be shooting you and looting you in precisely... Ten minutes. Felicitations!
- [aside]
- Don Karnage: Boy, I am one scary guy!
- Don Karnage: My brilliant mind tells me it may be time for a strategic withdrawal.
- Mad Dog: A what?
- Don Karnage: *Run away!*