- Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Spengler, about the other night, really, I-I'm so sorry.
- Ray Cooger: Don't bother to debase yourself.
- Janine Melnitz: To me, you may debase yourself.
- Janine Melnitz: There was always a cop on horseback right here. He'd let me ride it on Saturday afternoons. What kind of things did you used to do?
- Egon Spengler: I had the largest ant farm in the state of Ohio.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Obscene phone call?
- Janine Melnitz: It's the bozo from the carnival. He says he needs us.
- Ray Cooger: [Ray Stantz is going to negotiate with animal ghosts] He certainly has a lotta guts.
- Janine Melnitz: Oh yes, he's the bravest idiot I ever met.
- Peter Venkman: Have a good time on your date?
- Egon Spengler: It wasn't a date, and no, I had a terrible time. We may have a problem.
- Winston Zeddemore: Did you insult her and make her quit again?
- Egon Spengler: I think our trademark is being infringed.
- Janine Melnitz: I think we should ride it and see!
- Egon Spengler: What'll we do now?
- Peter Venkman: We fall back on plan B.
- Winston Zeddemore: What's plan B?
- Peter Venkman: That's the one where we do something that isn't stupid.