- Captain Walker D.Plank: [attacking James] Any last words, Bond?
- James Bond Jr.: Yes. Give up now, Plank. This show is over.
- Captain Walker D.Plank: This show is over and you're the one who's getting the hook!
- [tries to stab Bond with his hook]
- Passenger: [panicking] We've got to do something! There's only a few moments left!
- [all the passengers of the QE2 run about, knowing that Plank will fire some missiles on the ship]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [returning from the bathroom] Typical, the band takes a break and the party falls apart.
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [seeing James climbing back onto the ship all dishevelled] Really, James, this is supposed to be a black tie.
- [James looks into the camera, incredulous]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: It's not the Chinese New Year, what were the fireworks for?
- Tracy Milbanks: Fireworks? Trevor, they were missiles! They almost blew up this ship.
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: M-m-m-missiles?
- [faints]
- Sir Alex: Jade has escaped? Thank goodness!
- Captain Walker D.Plank: [pointing at Jaws and Nick Nack] No, thank these two idiots who left her unguarded!