James Bond Jr. (TV Series)
The Inhuman Race (1991)
Jan Rabson: Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter, Jaws, Skullcap
Quotes
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Mr.Bradford Milbanks : [to the students] Before we leave for the international scholastic competition in Germany, I want you to know that I'm proud of you. Your outstanding academic records are responsible for the five of you being...
[notices Gordo's presence within the group]
Mr.Bradford Milbanks : Just a minute: what are you doing here, Leiter? You're not one of the five finalists.
Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : Yeah, well, I know, Mr.Milbanks, but I... I bought a ticket 'cause I hear the surfing in the south of Germany is totally gnarly.
Mr.Bradford Milbanks : [to Coach Mitchell] Oh, dear. The south of Germany is in the middle of the European continent, not on the oceans.
Coach Mitchell : Now you see why Gordo isn't a finalist, sir.
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Quizzer : What is the name of the part of your body which makes up the olfactory system?
Trevor Noseworthy IV : Oh, that's simple. It's the... the earlob.
[the Warfield students moan]
Quizzer : I'm sorry. The correct answer is the nose. Heiberg academy is the winner!
[the German students cheer]
Mr.Bradford Milbanks : [furious] Oh, how could you miss such a simple question, Nose-worthy?
Phoebe Farragut : [to Trevor] Yeah, the answer was as plain as the... nose on your face.
Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : Yeah, I thought you were the one who said... nose... everything.
James Bond Jr. : [cheering up Trevor] Don't let it bother you, Trev. We came very close. We just lost by... a nose.