- Coach McGuirk: Look, I'm beginning to not want to go out with you, so I suggest you turn this around.
- Coach McGuirk: [screams and shouts of disgust coming from Brendan's home] What's, uh, that all about?
- Brendon: Uh, the movie was so boring I spliced in a scene of two dogs having sex.
- Coach McGuirk: Oh, that thing I gave you.
- Brendon: Yea.
- Coach McGuirk: Good move.
- Brendon: Thanks.
- Melissa's Dad: Just two?