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Mortgages & Marbles (2001)

Jonathan Katz: Eric Robbins

Quotes 

• McGuirk : Yeah, Melissa's a good kid, you know. You've got a pretty good kid there.

  Eric Robbins : I call her my little sunshine daisy.

  McGuirk : [at the field]  Melissa, you idiot! Kick the ball!

  [to Eric] 

  McGuirk : I bet her mom's pretty though, huh?

  Eric Robbins : She's dead.

  McGuirk : Wow.

  Eric Robbins : Good game, huh?

  McGuirk : Was she a pretty woman when she was around, you know, on Earth here...

  Eric Robbins : She's not actually dead. She ran off with some guy.

  McGuirk : Oh. So how long were they doing it behind your back?

  Eric Robbins : Hey, let's talk about something else.

  McGuirk : Sure. So what do you think your wife is doing to this guy right now?