- McGuirk: Yeah, Melissa's a good kid, you know. You've got a pretty good kid there.
- Eric Robbins: I call her my little sunshine daisy.
- McGuirk: [at the field] Melissa, you idiot! Kick the ball!
- [to Eric]
- McGuirk: I bet her mom's pretty though, huh?
- Eric Robbins: She's dead.
- McGuirk: Wow.
- Eric Robbins: Good game, huh?
- McGuirk: Was she a pretty woman when she was around, you know, on Earth here...
- Eric Robbins: She's not actually dead. She ran off with some guy.
- McGuirk: Oh. So how long were they doing it behind your back?
- Eric Robbins: Hey, let's talk about something else.
- McGuirk: Sure. So what do you think your wife is doing to this guy right now?