- Dr. Raymond Stantz: What a day, huh? Six full-torsoed apparitions and a vaporous phantasm!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: And an ectoplasmic partridge in a pear tree.
- Cyrus Spengler: And who are you three?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr Venkman, Dr. Spengler. Dr. Spengler, Dr. Stantz. Dr. Zeddemore, Dr. Spengler.
- Winston Zeddemore: But I'm not a...
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Shh! I'm on a roll.
- Janine Melnitz: [picks up phone] Egon? Oh yes, I'll tell 'em...
- [hangs up disappointed]
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Was it Egon?
- Winston Zeddemore: Is he coming back?
- Janine Melnitz: [hangs her head in dismay] No. Poltergeists in Central Park.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [about Mr. Stay Puft] Has he gotten bigger since the last time?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: I told you not to put veggies in the containment unit.