- Detective Lt. Provenza: Do you know why I hate porn? Guy delivers a pizza, it never gets eaten. Girl's refrigerator breaks, it never gets fixed.
- [describing the victim based on his severed head]
- Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: Could you go back to the office, please, and search the missing persons database for a white male, early thirties, brown hair, brown eyes. Height?
- Lt. Mike Tao: He's at least two feet.
- [to the EMTs, who bring out a whole gurney just to transport a head and a pair of feet]
- Detective Lt. Provenza: Hey! You guys know something we don't?