Married... with Children (TV Series)

Proud to Be Your Bud? (1993)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy, Cool Bud (aka Gilligan)

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• Kelly Bundy : [when Bud comes down dressed as a cowboy]  Let me guess, Billy Ray Bundy.

  Bud Bundy : Damn straight, missy. Country is in.

  Kelly Bundy : Well, then what country are you?

  Bud Bundy : I'm going to ignore that, human peep show, because this will work. Now, I've chewed my weight in Red Man. I've learned my country sayings like "ornery" and "I thought you was 18." So, as I live and barely breathe in these jeans, I'll be ridin' the country charts tonight.

• Bud Bundy : It's me.

  Cool Bud : No. It's not you. Let's chat, shall we?

  Bud Bundy : Well, what do you mean you're not me? I mean, you look just like me.

  Cool Bud : Hey, don't insult me, all right? I'm not you. Well, actually, I'm part of you. I'm the part of you that's cool. You're the rest.

  Bud Bundy : Well, why are you here?

  Cool Bud : Because I can't stand it anymore. I mean, every year you trot me out to the ladies, full of hopes, and every year we come back with your tail between my legs. I'll be damned if I'm gonna spend the rest of my life down here in this basement. So I'm here to teach you to be cool.

  Bud Bundy : Mommy!

  Cool Bud : Oh, this is going to be easy.

• Jefferson D'Arcy : Look, uh, Peggy, maybe you're overreacting.

  Marcy D'Arcy : You know, he's right. Maybe Bud's just going through a normal phase.

  Bud Bundy : [from the basement]  Don't talk to me that way, Bud Bundy!

  Cool Bud : Who are you calling Bud Bundy?

  Marcy D'Arcy : [to Peggy]  Maybe you should just seal him up now and cut your losses.