- [Beavis and Butthead are going door to door to collect money. They ring the doorbell of the first house. The tenant, a woman, answers the door]
- Woman: Yes?
- Butthead: Got any money?
- [the woman slams the door on them. They arrive at the next house and knock on the door. The tenant, a middle-aged man, answers the door]
- Butthead: We're collecting for the poor.
- Man #1: Great. I just lost my job.
- [He takes the cup and slams the door on them. They arrive at the third house and ring the doorbell. The tenant, a drunk man, answers the door]
- Man #2: What do you want?
- Butthead: We're collecting for the poor. Help them buy meals and stuff.
- Man #2: Meals?
- [throws up in their cup]
- Man #2: There's one.
- Butthead: The sixties must have sucked.