The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Health & Fitness (2007)
Ashley Tisdale: Maddie Fitzpatrick
Quotes
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London Tipton : I'm so hungry, I'm dizzy. And I keep smelling hamburger.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : That's me. I'm sweating beef juice.
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London Tipton : Francesca, could you please stop insulting Maddie? Her life is pathetic enough without you.
[turns to Maddie]
London Tipton : Don't say I never defend you.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Can I say you never defend me well?
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London Tipton : I'm hosting a junior fashion show at The Tipton to go along with the health and fitness week. We're raising money to get kids free infections!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : You mean injections?
London Tipton : Details...
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Zack Martin : What's going on?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Cholesterol test.
Cody Martin : Probably the only test Zack could pass.
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : So, am I starting to get that full figure look?
Cody Martin : Your right hip looks little bigger.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Ooh...
[feels hip]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : ... Oh, wait that's my bus pass.
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : [holds up dress] Ooh, what do you think of this one?
Francesca : Oh, it's hideous.
Carey Martin : I think it's gorgeous.
Francesca : Thank you, but we really don't need an opinion from the help.
Carey Martin : I'm not help.
Francesca : You're telling me. I ordered a mocha frappe 10 minutes ago, and nothing.
Carey Martin : Oh, I'll give you a frappe.
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London Tipton : [to Maddie] Come by the ballroom later to pick up the outfits you wanna wear. Get there early because Francesca Grubman will be there!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : I thought you couldn't stand her.
London Tipton : [in a angry tone] I can't; she's a horrible person, she's nasty, catty, and rude!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Then why did you invite her?
London Tipton : [in a happy tone] Because she's one of my best friends!
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : [Talking about needle] Mr. Moseby's afraid.
Mr. Moseby : Oh, pish posh! I'd laugh at that needle! Ha!
Zack Martin : Well here's your chance. It's right there.
[Mr. Moseby turns around, sees needle, then faints]