Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Underwater Menace: Episode 4 (1967)
Patrick Troughton: Dr. Who
Quotes
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[last lines]
The Doctor : Right. Off we go into the wide blue yonder, as someone was once heard to remark.
Polly Wright : Hooray.
Ben Jackson : Yeah, I'm not sorry to be out of that place. Poo, Jamie you don't half stink of fish!
Jamie McCrimmon : Oh, you want to take a wee sniff of yourself, Benjamin. He's not exactly a bonnie bunch of heather.
[Ben laughs]
The Doctor : You sound very happy, Jamie.
Jamie McCrimmon : Oh aye, Doctor, I am now. You know I never thought I'd say this, but well it's great.
Polly Wright : What is?
Jamie McCrimmon : All this. I'll never know what makes it go, mind you, but, well at least I feel safe in here. It's only the wee things outside that are, well, alarming.
The Doctor : You've got a point there.
Ben Jackson : Yeah, you can say that again.
Jamie McCrimmon : It's a fact, though, Doctor? You can't exactly control the TARDIS?
The Doctor : Control it? Course I can control it.
Jamie McCrimmon : No-no what I meant was, can you not exactly make it go where you mean it to?
The Doctor : If I wanted to. It's just that I've never wanted to.
Ben Jackson : Oh, yes, I bet.
Polly Wright : Ooow.
The Doctor : Right! Just for that, I'll show you. Now, where shall we go? I know, let's go to Mars.
[the Doctor operates a control. The TARDIS lurches violently]
Polly Wright : Aaah! Doctor, what's happening?
Ben Jackson : Can't you do something?
The Doctor : Do something? I seem to have done something. It's all your fault, wanting me to tamper with the steering. I'm very sorry, everybody, but I'm afraid the Tardis is out of control!
Polly Wright : Aaaaaaaaaaah!
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Ben Jackson : Do you know what you're doing?
The Doctor : Oh, what a question - of course I don't! There's no rule against trying, is there?
