- Dr. Gemma Corwyn: Can you give me your full name please?
- Jamie McCrimmon: James Robert McCrimmon. Jamie.
- Dr. Gemma Corwyn: Thank you. And your friend?
- Jamie McCrimmon: Err... The Doctor.
- Dr. Gemma Corwyn: I can't put that down.
- Jamie McCrimmon: Err...
- [spots the lid of Gemma's stethoscope box with the words "John Smith & Associates" on it]
- Jamie McCrimmon: John Smith.
- Dr. Gemma Corwyn: [with a bemused look on her face] Really?
- Jamie McCrimmon: Aye.
- Dr. Gemma Corwyn: Dr. John Smith.
- Jamie McCrimmon: There must be a lot of them about.
- Dr. Gemma Corwyn: I dare say.
- Zoe Heriot: [notices that Jamie has entered the room] Sorry. You must be...
- [breaks off into uncontrollable laughter]
- Jamie McCrimmon: Hey, what are you laughing at?
- Zoe Heriot: Your clothes. You're wearing female garments.
- Jamie McCrimmon: Female? Look I have you know this is a kilt. Have you never seen it before?
- Zoe Heriot: [to herself] Kilt? Kilt. A barbaric form of garment as worn by a kiltie! Are you of Scandinavian origin? Danish?
- Jamie McCrimmon: [annoyed] No I am not. I am a true bred Scot! And I just stand...
- Zoe Heriot: Oh, a Scot! Scotland, of course. Pre-century history isn't my field you see.
- Jamie McCrimmon: Aye, maybe not but just you watch you lip or I'll put you across my knee and larrup you.
- Zoe Heriot: [laughing] Oh, this is going to be fun! I shall learn a lot from you. Come on James Robert McCrimmon, do you know anything about interstellar flora?
- Jamie McCrimmon: [lost] Hey?