- Long-haired partner: Baby, you definitely got the right look, but I need to see you move.
- Rumpshaker #1: Honey, I got the moves that will make you cry like a baby. I wanna be a rumpshaker queen.
- Long-haired partner: Well, you know you are going to be up against some very stiff competition.
- Rumpshaker #1: Mmmmm I like things that are stiff.