- Bush's Aide: Mr. President, we still haven't found any weapons of mass destruction.
- George W. Bush: [trying to do the Jedi mind trick] You HAVE found weapons of mass destruction.
- Bush's Aide: [stares at Bush] Uhh... hi. We haven't.
- George W. Bush: You HAVE.
- Bush's Aide: [sighs] I don't know what you're doing.
- George W. Bush: Bring me a taco.
- Bush's Aide: Yes, sir.
- George W. Bush: Heh, heh, heh... Tacos rule.