- [Win Paris is appearing on a public access TV channel to promote his exercise invention]
- Louis Theroux: This is local cable access?
- Robin: Yes.
- Louis Theroux: So what would you say is roughly the audience of this show?
- Robin: I think our subscriber base is about 8000.
- Louis Theroux: What would be a good viewership for this show?
- Robin: If we have 10, that's good.
- Louis Theroux: 10 what?
- Robin: 10 people.
- Louis Theroux: [laughing] No, 10 isn't that good, is it?
- Robin: I tried to tell him the numbers are really small.
- Louis Theroux: So, that's fewer people than are in here right now?
- Robin: That's correct.
- Louis Theroux: [discussing what he will wear during his appearance on the Home Shopping Channel] I'm very fond of this orange shirt of mine.
- Catherine Amis - Vice President of Programming: You can be fond of it at home...
- SBTV Technician: [incredulous] They're singing a song called 'A Man Named Win'?
- Win Paris: [talking to some children on the public access TV show] When you have bad digestion you get constipated. You know constipated means? And I want you to be emancipated! Emancipated from constipated, I mean what could be better than that?