- Fred G. Sanford: I would've helped, but it's my old war injury.
- Evelyn Lewis: You were injured in the war?
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, Red Cross doughnut truck ran over my foot.
- Cal Pettie: [In a Beverly Hills jail cell] I'll tell you one damn thing. They got a higher class of graffiti here. Listen to this: "Merry Christmas 1978. Roman Polanski."