- [after watching a video of Scratch and Grounder's latest unsuccessful attempt to catch Sonic]
- Dr. Robotnik: Well, I do have one small criticism. The ending, it was a little, uh... PREDICTABLE!
- Dr. Robotnik: I might as well face it. With you two idiots working for me, it may take me years to catch Sonic.
- Scratch: [about Grounder] He's more of an idiot than me!
- Grounder: No, he is!
- Dr. Robotnik: [cries as he pulls pages off of a calendar] I'll be an old man!
- Scratch: But so will Sonic.
- Grounder: Yeah, he'll be easier to catch then.
- Dr. Robotnik: That's idiotic! Oh, but it's perfect! Perfect! Your stupidity has finally paid off!
- Scratch: I'm stupider than he is!
- Grounder: No, you're not! I am!
- [after accidentally turning Sonic and Tails into babies]
- Scratch: Now you went and did it!
- Grounder: Oh, no. You're the one who did it. If you hadn't confused me, I wouldn't have pushed the red button instead of...
- Scratch: D'oh, you still don't have it right, battery brain! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: [as a baby] Goo goo poo poo.
- Scratch: Goo goo poo poo?
- Grounder: No, you never said that.
- [Baby Sonic and Baby Tails approach Baby Robotnik]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey, kid, wanna play with us? Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Dr. Robotnik: Robotnik don't like pway. Like break things, like squash things... like you!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Well, I don't like you! You're a...
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Goo goo poo poo.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Exactly!
- [after he and Grounder retrieve Dr. Robotnik, Scratch zaps him with the decrepitizer]
- Dr. Robotnik: [as a baby] Me mad! Me vewy...
- [starts returning to his normal age]
- Dr. Robotnik: Very, incredibly, INDESCRIBABLY ANGRY WITH YOU TWO IDIOTS!
- Miss Saccharine: Can I help you?
- Dr. Robotnik: I'm here to claim my children. They were lost today. I've been quite frantic.
- Miss Saccharine: Hmm, do I know you?
- Dr. Robotnik: Well, I have conquered most of this planet.
- Miss Saccharine: That might be it.
- [sniffs Dr. Robotnik]
- Miss Saccharine: You smell familiar, too.
- Dr. Robotnik: [powders himself] Baby powder, I tend to chafe.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: [as a baby] Miss Saccharine, is it nap ti...
- [notices Robotnik]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Whoa!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: [as a baby] Goo goo poo poo!
- [Baby Sonic and Baby Tails attempt to run away, but Robotnik grabs them]
- Dr. Robotnik: Goo goo poo poo to you, too!
- [Sonic and Tails are returned to their normal ages, but Robotnik is again zapped by the decrepitizer by mistake]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Gotta buzz, cuz.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Me too.
- [Sonic and Tails flee]
- Scratch: Are we still gonna get revenge and conquer the planet, boss?
- Dr. Robotnik: [as an old man, in a rocking chair] You're darn tootin', we are! I hate that hedgehog!
- [falls asleep]