Walker Boone: Mario

Quotes 

• Cheatsy Koopa : Did you see the look on that brat's face when we heaved him into the Pipe Maze?

  Luigi : Oh, no! Junior could be lost there forever!

  Mario : I'd hate to have to tell that to his mom!

• Junior's Mom : So there you are! You must be the babysitters. I guess Junior let you in the side door, and I am so glad there are two of you, because Junior is quite a handful.

  [gives Luigi a book] 

  Junior's Mom : Here's the phone number of our doctor, this one's for the theatre.

  Mario : But, uh, we're not...

  Junior's Mom : Snacks are in the fridge. Help yourself to lasagna.

  Mario : Lasagna?

  Luigi : But we're not...

  Mario : Shh! That lasagna looks good!

• Mario : Let's show that big bad Boom Boom some of our patented Super Mario super moves!

• Junior's Mom : Junior! We're home!

  Junior : Uh-oh. If I don't get my bath, Mom will never let you babysit for me again.

  [Mario and Luigi rush upstairs with Junior] 

  Junior : That is, if you ever wanted to.

  [Mario brings in Junior as Luigi fills up the bathtub] 

  Mario : Now hold your breath, Junior, 'cause we're taking a dive!

  [Mario tosses Junior into the tub and the bubbles get on the Mario Bros., covering their raccoon ears and tails] 

  Junior's Mom : [enters the bathroom]  Junior, where are you?

  [notices Junior in the bathtub] 

  Junior's Mom : [gasp]  Why, Junior, I don't believe it! You got Junior to take a bath! Do you think Friday you two would babysit again?

  Junior : Oh, boy, that would be super!

  [Mario and Luigi are less than pleased to hear this]