Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Fraidy Cat/U.S. Acres: Shell Shocked Sheldon/Nothing to Sneeze At (1988)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield

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Quotes 

• Garfield : Jon's trying to find a date. This could take years.

• Garfield : I'm allergic to something. What if it's lasagna? How would I survive? I'd sneeze a lot.

• Garfield : [on show intro]  It may not be as funny as pro wrestling, but a lot more realistic.

• Garfield : [in the quickie]  You don't have to outrun somebody if you can outsmart them.

• Fred : [in the movie Garfield's watching]  Come with me, Allison.

  Garfield : No, don't go with him, Allison.

  Fred : Trust me, Allison.

  Garfield : No! Don't trust him, Allison! I can't watch!

  [covers his eyes] 

  Allison : [on TV]  I do trust you, Fred. I feel so safe with your hand in mine, your other hand on my shoulder. Your other hand on my-

  [Odie jumps on Garfield, high pitched scream from the movie as he jumps out of the chair] 

  Garfield : [hanging from the ceiling]  Odie! Don't *do* that!

  [drops back on the chair] 

  Garfield : Oh well, since you're here, you want to watch Chiller Diller Theater with me?

  [Odie yips] 

  Garfield : Good, I can use the company.

• Garfield : [the front door opens]  Look! Footprints, and they look like they're from some sort of unearthly creature.

  Odie : [looks at his own foot]  Huh?

  Garfield : [slams the door shut, to Odie]  Quick, help me barricade the door!

• Garfield : [has taken all the food out of the fridge because of the power failure]  No, I didn't take *everything* out of the refrigerator. I left two ice trays and I think the light bulb.

• Garfield : [trying to call the police]  Hello? Hello?

  [aghast] 

  Garfield : The phone's dead.

  [looks to the camera] 

  Garfield : Which I guess is just as well since I can't talk.

• Jon Arbuckle : How do you like my jacket, Garfield?

  Garfield : Just a minute.

  [walks away and returns wearing sunglasses] 

  Garfield : Not bad, but how do you adjust the horizontal hold?

• Jon Arbuckle : You've been sneezing all day, Garfield. I hope you're no... Hey, that's terrific! I can take you to the vet, maybe get Liz to go out with me and then... then she'll fall for me, and then... then we'll get married, and then we'll have kids and...

  Garfield : Oh, great. I'm sick and he's planning a family.

• [to impress Liz, Jon puts on a pair of sunglasses] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Do you think these make me look cool? Hey, good looking, what time do you get off work?

  Dr. Liz Wilson : That's my coat rack you're talking to.

  Garfield : Hey, he might get lucky this time.