- David Ross: What are you saying? That they really are vampires?
- Jonathan Kelly: Vampires?
- David Ross: The immortal undead.
- Jonathan Kelly: He's a Corwin, isn't he?
- David Ross: He's a nice old man who sells used furniture.
- Jonathan Kelly: You've watched more horror movies than I have. Antiques dealers are always evil. Just like clowns and friendly neighbors who bring you health drinks.