User Reviews

Unhappy vampire porn star Jennifer Blood (nicely played by the attractive Danielle Lozeau) and her more content undead companions forge a trail of sex and splatter to her hometown in search of the love of her life. Meanwhile, crazed pizza boy victim Denver Longshanks (a hysterically manic performance by Patrick Pitu) tracks the bloodsuckers down in order to exact his revenge. Director Richard Griffin, who also co-wrote the offbeat and racy script with Sandeep Parikh, relates the the entertainingly off the wall story at a snappy pace, delivers both a decent smattering of yummy gratuitous female nudity and a handy helping of in-your-face gory'n'nasty violence (one poor guy even has his penis bitten off!), offers a tasty evocation of the sordid porn milieu, does a sound job of creating a heady decadent vibe, and milks plenty of laughs from the amusing sense of blithely lowbrow and twisted humor. Moreover, it's acted with zest by a game cast, with especially enthusiastic work from William DeCoff as down on his luck hack porn director John Welles, Ashley Eaton as the adorable Shelby St. Exxmin, Ross Kelly as the suave Rex Van Horn, Salvatore Marchese as the corrupt Mayor Bowden, Donald Foley as scuzzy producer Mo Blu, and Robin L. Watkins as wacky priest Billy Oswald. However, it's Jason Witter who easily cops the top thespic honors with his deliciously wicked portrayal of the vicious and predatory Shane Starkweather. Caleb Emerson's garish cinematography provides a striking stylized look. A fun little fright flick.