King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Texas Panhandler (2006)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Stuart Dooley

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Hey Kahn, is Bobby doin' homework with Connie?

  Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr. : What you think? He over here begging for answers? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But seriously, Hank, I see him on street corner downtown.

  Hank Hill : Dang it!

  Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr. : You may not have perspective on this, being hillbilly redneck, but it bring shame on your family.

• Spongie : Wash your window?

  Hank Hill : Spongie? What are you doin' over here? This isn't your neck of the woods.

  Spongie : No money for Spongie! Too many people! Took my spot!

  Hank Hill : Dang, that ain't right. You've been there for years.

  Spongie : Since Ronald Reagan kicked me out of my mental hospital.

  Hank Hill : Well

  [sighs] 

  Hank Hill : , it was complicated Spongie. Dutch was tryin' to win a Cold War and...

• Derek : Cut the crap, dude.

  [tries to take Bobby's flyers] 

  Hank Hill : I wouldn't do that. If I were you, I would get out of here right now.

  Derek : Oh, or what? You'll tell my mom?

  [Derek and his gang laugh chock-fully] 

  Hank Hill : No, I'll kick your ass, up one side of the street and down the other.

  [Hank stares at Derek with an intimidating wince] 

  Derek : This place is weak.

• Bobby Hill : So that's it? I don't get a say in what I get to wear?

  Hank Hill : Not when I'm payin' for it.

  Bobby Hill : I'd pay for it, but I don't have any money.

  Hank Hill : That's too bad, because if you did, I couldn't tell you what to spend it on.

  Bobby Hill : Really?

  Hank Hill : Well sure. Someone who makes his own money is his own man.

• Hank Hill : Well, I hate those pants more than life itself, but I can't tell you about that because I didn't buy 'em.