King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Texas Panhandler (2006)

Dax Shepard: Derek

Quotes 

• Derek : Cut the crap, dude.

  [tries to take Bobby's flyers] 

  Hank Hill : I wouldn't do that. If I were you, I would get out of here right now.

  Derek : Oh, or what? You'll tell my mom?

  [Derek and his gang laugh chock-fully] 

  Hank Hill : No, I'll kick your ass, up one side of the street and down the other.

  [Hank stares at Derek with an intimidating wince] 

  Derek : This place is weak.