The Red Green Show (TV Series)

Fire Brigade (1993)

Patrick McKenna: Harold Green

Quotes 

• Red Green : I just finished forming the whole volunteer fire department, and suddenly, one of the vehicles caught fire. So talk about good timing.

  Harold Green : It wasn't the Possum Van, was it?

  Red Green : No, Harold, the Possum Van won't burn. Believe me, I've tried that about a thousand times.