Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)
Balloonenstein (2001)
Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski
Quotes
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[after returning from another dimension with enormous hands]
Carl : Well, that was fun. I'm gonna take a nap now, and then I think I'm gonna call, uh, some hospitals.
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[Carl's pool is decorated with neon lights and flame-paint]
Carl : Oh, sweet nectar. This pool is freakin' sweet. It's like I'm tearin' ass around the back yard but I'm standin' totally still! Yeah, still waters run deep.
Master Shake : Whoa, Carl! That is tricked-out, my friend! Turbo!
Carl : You stay away from it. Because you are weird.
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[Balloonenstein, a huge balloon is causing an electric storm in the sea. Frylock and Meatwad are trying to destroy it]
Frylock : Look. I need to remove your brain so I can create a cavity in you so you can float. Then all I need you to do is roll around in this broken glass for a little bit.
[innocent grin]
Frylock : C'mon, it'll be fun!
Meatwad : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Hell, no!
[Frylock removes his brain]
Meatwad : Oh. I mean, okay!
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Meatwad : Squirely!
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Meatwad : [sending Master Shake to the supermarket] You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup, too. Or your fate is sealed.
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[Meatwad rolls into Frylock's room while he's on the computer]
Meatwad : Hey, whatchu doing?
Frylock : I'm online, trading 150 shares of...
[Meatwad's electricity shorts out Frylock's computer]
Frylock : ...nothing.
Meatwad : Well, that's good. You wanna play "Clam Digger"?
Frylock : [incensed] You just fried my hard drive.
Meatwad : Oh, well... hey, let's play "Freeze Tag"! You don't need a computer for that! Come on.
Frylock : No, let's play "Get Away from Frylock's Expensive Computer and Go Outside So He Can Call His Broker"!
Meatwad : How do we play that game?
[Frylock locks a sad Meatwad out of the house]
