The Red Green Show (TV Series)

The Schoolhouse Project (1994)

Steve Smith: Red Green

Quotes 

• Red Green : If my dog had eaten as much homework as I said he did, he'd be passing firelogs!

• Red Green : [tinkering with a boat in a garage]  You can tell a lot about people by what they tend to hang onto over the years: the wedding album, the high school yearbook, the car seat covers from that lucky prom night. It seems that everybody has a dresser with a drawer with a bunch of stuff in the back of it. Women tend to keep things that remind them of people: lock of hair, baby booties. And men keep things that remind them of events: maybe a broken lighter, perhaps a bullet casing. One of the main differences between men and women is what they have in their drawers. It's not smart or correct, but it's one of the things that makes us what we are.