The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Powerless in the Face of Death (2006)

James Urbaniak: Dr. Venture, Dr. Jonas Venture Jr., The Phantom Limb

Quotes 

• Dr. Venture : Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death-prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.

• Dr. Venture : No! No! I don't wanna go! I'm not done finding myself!

  Brock Samson : You've gotta!

  Dr. Venture : No, please! Brock I feel amazing! I never want tonight to end!

  Brock Samson : You can't run away from your life forever Doc!

  Dr. Venture : This IS my life now MOM! Deal with it!

  Brock Samson : You've got responsibilities at home! The bills are stacking up and you have to deal with what happened to the boys!

  Dr. Venture : Screw the boys! I wanna stay here with my new family and their "feel good candy"!

  Brock Samson : You've had your fun Doc, it's time!

  Dr. Venture : No! Brock, no! This is Skye! We're gonna have a child! Pleeaaaasssseearrrrr!

• Dr. Venture : C'mon, you do this stuff every day!

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : But that's different!

  Dr. Venture : Why? Because you call it by a different name? Church, lab. Soul, synapses. Purgatory, computer. Get over yourself!

• Dr. Jonas Venture Jr. : But we're the Venture Brothers! Shouldn't we work together?

  Dr. Venture : Unh. What does it take to get rid of you, you parasite? Tweezers and a match? I give you life, I give you half my stuff, I gave you the X2 for God's sake, what more do you want? My blood? Here! Take it! Take my blood!

  [bends over, pointing his rear towards Jonas Jr] 

  Dr. Venture : Or better yet, just climb right on back inside me!

  [pats rear] 

  Dr. Venture : Go on! Jump back in there! Come on!

  Dr. Jonas Venture Jr. : [sighs]  Fine. Never mind. Just let me get my stuff from the lab and I'll go.

  Dr. Venture : The lab? Try MY lab.